i discovered today that i actually do use the save draft feature in hotmail sometimes. and i found this little thing. which amused me. though i'm sure it won't be that fascinating to anybody else. choke on it.

howdy,

since i'm stuck at school until my parents actually come in to sign release papers and i have this release period with nothing to do except school work i'm going to write some not-terribly-tiny and probably not-so-interesting stories about my life at high school.

starting with a sort of explanation of the above statment.

the other day i went out for a smoke, with my shroom hook-up, across the street from the school. quite acceptable behavior, as you can see. but apparently if you are a student, you cannot smoke "anywhere near the school." i asked more than once exactly how far you needed to be, or where a more appropriate, if not severely distant, area would be. but officer scruggs is a farely simple man and could only muster the words "we can't have you kids smoking anywhere near the school." so he radioed in, and, surprise, surprise, i do not have a lunch release. thankfully officer scruggs was kind enough to look into the recesses of his bottomed-out cop-heart and grant me a warning. and because detention is actually a deterrant for a loser like me, i won't be leaving the school again until i get my lunch release forms signed. even though i really want a redbull today. i guess i'll just have to suffer without one.