my little attempt to bore everyone.

just a moment ago every loose thing in my wallet fell half onto my bed and half onto the floor. this convinced me that if it's not time to get a new wallet (and it is, i'm just too cheap), it's definitely time to clean it out. most of it's relatively useless, anyway. but i'm going to make an account of it.

starting with my bank card. which was the cause of this whole mess. u.s. checks take a month to clear here, which i did not know. or at least didn't take so seriously. i now compulsively come online to confirm that i still only have access to $5.17 (canadian!). that i'll keep in my wallet.

a receipt from opus framing and art supplies. i bought masonite board there for my drawing class, which i never could find. that was a terrible day. every little detail went wrong. my account # is written on it. trash.

my regence blue cross blue shield of oregon hmo oregon card. which i don't need. but i'll keep it with my passport and student authorization, i guess.

the receipt from when i depisited the check that won't fucking clear. 3.5 weeks. any day now. any day now.

my oregon driver's liscence. also completely useless. but i guess i shouldn't throw it away. i suppose i could use it to prove how young i am. but who wants to do that?

my precious, precious safeway club card. they actually called me to get my uber-complicated address the other day. freaked me out. they don't need it to make the card work, either. they pretended they did. but i've been using it for weeks. that stays too.

a folded up piece of white paper. 1.5 by 1.5 inches. wtf?

the id erin's beau found on the floor of dante's. he juggles fire at the strip club. it doesn't look much like me. but even less like erin. it's a keeper.

my very important student card. the busses are hella expensive here.

not my meal card. i lost it sometime yesterday. that's not good.

$40 my step dad slipped me while he was in town that i intend to save for halloween since i neglected to get a date.

a packet of sugar.... well the paper part. all sealed up. never had any sugar put in it. poor thing. and one of the many reasons i need to clean this thing out.

half of a torn u.s. dollar. i can't remember exactly why i have this. i know i was sitting next to a girl on a school bus. and somehow it was decided that we would each get half of this dollar. i don't know if it was torn already, or if we did it. or whose it was in the first place. it puzzles me.

my boston metro library card. useless.

i have until december 22nd of this year to use this music millenium gift certificate. i see myself not using it. and it has the attendance office at my old highschool's phone number on it. never made proper use of that, just let myself get in trouble.

my id from newman prep in boston. that will immortalize the week that i accidentally deyed my hair black.... bad move. very bad.

i should scan the signature on my multnomah county library card. something went very, very wrong...

59 very neatly taped together and displayed fortune cookie fortunes. i don't know where else to put them. so i guess they stay.

a photo of the girls from newman's prom. that comes out.

oh, make that 60.

and it's over. aren't you happy?