the quasi-evils of canada

there are maybe two evil things about canada that i can think of. one isn't really evil, it's just irritating. and that is the pronunciation of words such as pasta and mazda. but it's more than made up for by the pronunciation of words like mom and sorry. what cannot be made up for, however, is the blasphemy of pink cream soda. let me say that again. cream soda in canada is pink. (more on why exactly this is evil later)